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Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin
you yell out: "BAGS SISTER FUCKS NIGGGGEEERRRSSSS!!!!" two of the guards look at each other. one appears to laugh. the other takes his helmet off. ITS ANTHONY COLAVITO HIMSELF. he tells the other guys: "this ones mine". he rips his shirt off, vintage Hulkster style. This is two alpha males fixing to clash. Anthony's hairy chest reveals erect nipples. He is practicing shadow punches and popping his neck. You, in turn, begin to strech your hammies and throw a couple of spin kicks, still feeling invincible.
The moment has arrived:
A: preemptive strike
B: defense is the best offense
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B. Bags can't throw a punch for shit