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Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin
You apply the red plant. Immediatly your sesnes highten. you feel strong. You no longer feel the fear. You feel powerful. You feel more aesthetic. You feel unstoppable. Your heart rate is slowing down yet your circulation is increasing....boomp-boomp...boomp-boomp. You feel totes alpha. You're jazzed, youre pumped. You have finally achieved the results you have always chased with every trip to GNC. You feel like you could bench press the world. You spike theh front of your hair up with your hand and pop the collar of your Ed Hardy shirt. You begin to slowly walk towards the direction of the incoming pursuants.
very quickly you meet your adversaries in a clearing. You decide to say something witty to them. in this perfect moment of battle do you say:
A: I'm here to mix protein drinks and fuck you all in the ass with my fists and I am all out of protein mix
B: Bags' sister fucks niggerssssss
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B seems like the more sensible option