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Originally Posted by sraL
lmao werent you the bouncer/doorman at a club for The Inbetweeners who wiped the encrusted shit off of Deidre from Feeds ass when she fell asleep drunk in the womens changing room in a previous life?
confirm or deny.
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I knowyoure trying to be funny
its not working
but ill re tell the story anyway
it was when I was paul blart mall cop, got called to a first aid in the female toilet. went in, turned out some old lady shat herself, I did a complete 180 and called management to deal with it. they bought her wet wipes and new underwear and basically told her to clean herself up in a very kind and caring way, cause there was no way anybody was touching this woman. Everyone helped her but yeah aint no one touching shit, no one gets paid enough for that. speaking of pay that was $27 dollars an hour to do the mall cop job. more than most of you make on your minimum wage jobs and I was 19 :)
but weren't u contemplating suicide when ur girlfriend dumped you whilst on your non stop drug induced binge?
trainspotting by night/morgue receptionist by day?