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Old 08-17-2014, 11:18 PM   #2
Paradigm
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Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: California
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I try to narrow it down to 10 but I decided to keep the honorable mentions

Aero & Dominate:
'll bruise Gam's shoulders & brake his hands, have reporters in place with cams
He'll be shameful when anchors cover his swollen arms like Popeye the Sailorman
Blanco its a FACT your wife (slut) dresses you, this a personal bar
Last time you put your foot down & selected gear was to reverse in her car

murda sho & Alvin Karpis:
you're the best out the worst crews, which is why ur girl gives sex out to hurt u
She'll never yell "Oh Vul!" again after me and Karp stretch out her circle

Beyond & Paradigm:
He thinks he's rowdy, but this loser's just hittin keys.
So ur wild, Oats? That's good, now do that & lose ur virginity.
We about that life while y'all just skittishly thugging.
We'll leave u so red, Coats they'll think the British are coming.

Certain & Oats:
And he knows his place. Bey's Alpha, Para's deep on his own list,
so when I blast Omega One, he'll go to sleep with Mike's goldfish.

big baby & Pancake:
And VIC SELLS DRUGS! Just ask! He's slinging sess, a excellent mover with respectable shooters
everyone questions you, loser...
When the closest you come to militant is typing "Salute" to a Post and adding rep to a user

Allen Knight & Hush:
I got bitches feeding me grapes & rubbing my feet im dumb lucky
This faggot baby's idea of pampering himself is coppin some pull ups from huggies
gotta arsonal of weapons, tech w/ the laser pointed at yah back son
& leave baby shower'd w/ hollows till his spine is ripped open like presents at one

King Karaoke & Orc:
I'll beat the both of u up, it'll be a miracle if i dont leave a bruise
Stomp the shit out of u till it looks like I have on those new Adidas shoes
u got that street team hit crew? mannnn how geeky is you
listen. one solid blow will turn ya fuckin' spinal column into a weekly issue

Destroyer & Sound:
Bros, I get mad trim, bottom line is when they offer it up, I never pass
meanwhile, Les bein friends, which are the only female ones he will ever have

Broke Lesnar & Meth:
these 4 bars r for u, tell sound there's no reason to loiter
u named urself after a Battleship, knowing damn well it only takes 3 hits to sink a Destroyer

DLB & Defiant:
Swerve, ur garbage, I mean it dude, ur wackness isn't feasible
Even Strik chose getting tag teamed in a prison over trying to tag team w/ u

Swerve & Deon:
Trust cuz, I’ve got no love for you, with cold hard facts in it,
Cause if swerve ends up on Passenger side…its DLBs brothers car accident.
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