[Objective]

Originally Posted by Witty

Fuck this guy, let's talk about Objective.

I hope she replies, were you drunk?

Very, we talked about stupid shit, poetry, books and made plans that I'd teach her how to play chess since she seemed surprised that a guy like me could know an intellectuals game. She didn't smoke weed with us tho'. But ye, that's why I'm bummed about this, I've yet to date a decent looking nerd before. After she left I licked some chicks eyeball. My friend did it first and he kept talking about how fucking smooth it was, I realized no-one would be up for that for the rest of my life and under any other circumstances it would be creepy and disgusting as fuck to ask about so I went for it. It's disgusting, but I just couldn't let the opportunity go away. He was right tho', shit was surprisingly smooth. I'm still kind of disgusted about the fact that I did it but it was worth it.