obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments
- can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed
- tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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dead @ certain always bugging people about capitalizing the first words and that's exactly what they did with the Robin line. I'm 99% sure oats wrote that, since certain wouldnt go back on his word, plus its more oats like.
Now onto the battle you hypocritical fucking losers. The first line was cool opener, decent. My type of verse, humor, few hard hitting jabs, but primarily, humor. humor. not guns. humor. I think this whole battle had one off kilter reference to guns and shooting or something? and it was the word 'blast' which couldve meet anything. Awesome. And it was just the right amount. And there wasnt much sex involved either. So these guys are like sociopaths with no violence which makes them not sociopaths but they also dont want to have sex, so idk what they are, psychopaths maybe? Idk, these guys want to hurt, physically, coats wants to hurt emotionally, physically, make fun of you, tell you they're better by being better. That's what it's about, tbh. Not MAD SEX, BAM! And if there is mad sex, then make it creative,make it funny, make it something. Not, YA HOMEGIRL BLASTED ME IN TH EBASEMENT, SO I TOOK TWO LEVELS OFFHER DOME WITH MY CUMSHOT. Corny. Actually that was funny. I liked that. Anyway. Awesome, decent opener. I actually liked reading this verse. The aero was funny, decent, not a strong super line, but it doesnt matter. You already set the tone with the opener, decent, and nothing really amazing, either. The eye was pretty funny, but like if you do the math, 3 eyes over and over, so lets so you guys have 4 eyes? so after 3 votes they get one vote, so 9 eyes, makes 3 votes, but 8 of your eyes makes 2 votes? 2 and a half, so they win, although they have more revolutions (3) opposed to (2) of your (4) eyes. If it were three both ways if would be 4 votes to 2 votes. Which makes it a close battle. So you guys have a teacher on your team, and you couldnt figure out the math of this? I'm assuming the dumb ass journalist faggot who barely passed math in college wrote this. I bet you. Stupid faggot certain. Patch was funny, I forgot about that movie. Was decent, I already knew the build up was coming with the shitty capitalized R, but I spoiled it for myself. Idk what pair of dimes meant, oh wait i just said it over i get it,paradigm. Sorry battle-mode WORDPLAY BB NOT IN PLAY RIGHT NOW SORRY. I also don't get it, beyonce was cheating too and fucking hot girls? pair of dimes? two dimes? like quarter dimes? nickel? idk this was wack. I dont get it. stretched. ofcourse if i wrote this id get the worst thrashing in the history of netcees, but you guys wrote it, soit'll be a 'decent bar'. Fuck netcees im better than all of you combined. pinkslip both of you faggot, all 4 of you, i'll gladly wipe you off earth bitch. Omega was by far the favorite, cause its cool, though i thought they had omega 3,or are those eggs? Ended with friend zone, decent couplet, nice little ball of punches and funny jabs.
Walk the plank was okay opener. Favorite line was coats/red/british. Funny, thats the first thing I thought of! I like the death is certain line, but still was alittle lackluster. Everything seemed a bit jumbled at the end? It's funny cause even if you look at the verse, just looking at it, not reading the lines, you can see the first 8 are from someone different than the last eight. So I can only assume the weird stretched lines from the top were paradigm and the last smoother short reads were bey's trying to refrain from grasping his longbar days. lol jk. The gamble loss line was okay, too. Dull boys co worker and all these lines fall into the same tier, where the caliber of writing seemed lackluster at times. Not up to par. Coats was by far my favorite line along with the omega one, idk why I like these lines, they just stood out to me. Great battle and read but I'm going with the former. gl
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Originally Posted by greed
If mentioned in a discussion its who'd still use wordy lines and act all dope
Then again hes had this schtick so long he like bb da bb da bb thats all folks
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