so i'm at the club getting pussy this weekend, standard procedure, obv
and this chick tells me she's bi
now I've dealt with that pussy before, bi chicks are usually a little crazy but tend to have high sex drives (from my experience, at least)
so anyhow I'm thinking game on, Lars Jnr got a playmate for the night, right?
we're stood there drinking and whatever
then she drops in about all her mood changes and different bullshit
it took me like a minute to realise she wasn't bi sexual at all
bitch was bi-POLAR ffs
i politely made my excuses and left her stood at the bar waiting for the drink I'd promised to get her as I called a cab and went home
how did y'all fishing trips go this weekend?
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