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Old 08-10-2014, 11:58 AM   #1
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Exclamation so i'm at the club getting pussy this weekend, standard procedure, obv

and this chick tells me she's bi

now I've dealt with that pussy before, bi chicks are usually a little crazy but tend to have high sex drives (from my experience, at least)

so anyhow I'm thinking game on, Lars Jnr got a playmate for the night, right?

we're stood there drinking and whatever

then she drops in about all her mood changes and different bullshit

it took me like a minute to realise she wasn't bi sexual at all

bitch was bi-POLAR ffs

i politely made my excuses and left her stood at the bar waiting for the drink I'd promised to get her as I called a cab and went home

how did y'all fishing trips go this weekend?
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