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Old 08-10-2014, 11:43 AM   #1
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- can recite entirety of shrek 2

Champed
- tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek

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Default bb got attacked @ bb bar and embarrassed

was at bar cheating on mustachia

and den girl starts smelling lil bb arm i sey hey coo w.e she using primal instinct 2 envistig8 bb alpha smell

den she go to bb elbow i lyke WTFUCKA dis beyotch doing?

then shes like u smell so alpha bb

i like yeh i noi bitch i on netcees.co with no m cuz it cheap poor website she like ooh lol im like yeh we no bout alpha dere

then shes like u wearing this deodorant? i love it! is aid i bb i dont wear? bb powder IDIYOTE

then she DUG INTO MY FUCKA NECK WITH HER NASTY TEETH AND I WAS AGAINST WALL AND SUCKA BB LIL NECK AND I WAS LIKE BISH WTF U DOING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • SHE LIKE OO ALPHA BB!!! IM LIKE DA FUCKA I GOTTA GO FUCKA HOME TO NOT CHEAT ON WIFE! THEN SHE LIKE U WANT SUMMA DIS BB LIL BB DA BB IM LIKE NO BITCH I DO NOT! U FUCK UP WHO EVEN GIVE HICKEY ANYMORE?!?!?!!?!? U
FUCKA OUTTAMIND?!

SO lil bb had dis ding on neck and very beta of me i sry i tried not 2 let dis bitch attack but she was powerful and determined help how i remove?


i did however shorten the attack time to a few seconds after stiff armed and had her kick out cuz psycho! bb got connections in bars cuz famos as fuck! but still got vessel spread out and try many method. thank god mustachia fucka moron dont notice but need to remove for pride. suggestion?
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Originally Posted by greed View Post
If mentioned in a discussion its who'd still use wordy lines and act all dope
Then again hes had this schtick so long he like bb da bb da bb thats all folks

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