Do you remember me? My name is Joey Fatone
What I’m doing with my life these days…. Nobody knows
See, back in ‘01 I was a bottomless pit of awesomeness
Back when chicks had glossy lips, and dudes had frosted tips
My group was NSYNC, a boy band that was sexy and careless
And I was the fat one, who made us seem less threatening to parents
But I ain’t mad, sure ‘nuff we would attract pure sluts…
Who fucked Timberlake while I jerked off in the back of the tour bus
Yea, he was stackin’ the greenbacks, and banged Cameron Diaz
But one time I fingered her ugly cousin in the back of a Fiat
So re-lax…
Those were the days, now it’s touchy cuz I’m fat, broke and ugly
Trust me, it ain’t funny, even Lance Bass wouldn’t fuck me
See, teens used to bop to the jingles of our popular singles
Now my face is constantly wrinkled and I can’t stop eating Pringles
NSYNC was hard from the start, hit songs tearin’ up the charts
Now these clogged arteries are straight Tearin’ Up My Heart
We brought the love and the romance to make the chunkies wanna dance
Now the only thing that’s gonna Pop is the button on my pants
My face? That shit is the ether, I been hittin chicks with some seizures
Cuz God Must Have Spent a Little More Time on my hideous features
Plus my bank account is empty and now nuthin’ll bring it back
That’s why I’ll suck your dick for a Hamilton… No Strings Attached
Plus now I’m straight leasin’… homey I can’t buy my ride
Ever since my credit score went Bye Bye Bye
Yea, I’m a fat greasy Italian, I beg you, try and hate me, please
Cuz at the the end of the day, at least I ain’t this faggot from 98 Degrees
