08-06-2014, 11:44 PM
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Tag Team III Highlights
The Finals (Hush and Orc No Showed in the Actual Finals)
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Originally Posted by Bags
Smh.
Oh my. How u gon be racist yet SO blind?
up an foward thinker? A free spirit? HOW? Ur still a slave in ur OWN mind.
Slaves!? He never worked a day w/out paymnt, bros.
Cmon fam save it yo. this black retards just another stereotype.....RADIO
B its just tragic, u gon take over Wall St speakin all ratchet?
Them cheap plans u got in stockbroker then ur delusions of bein one faggit
An u half white!! But dom as a teacher is unforgivable tho...
This faggit Molding the minds of our future... w/the clay spindle from Ghost
Talm bout my boo meringue? She cook an bang me so well
His boomerang? Well.. its a frisbee for faggits who like to play w/themselves.
These lame dudes weaker. what a strange pool featured...
R we really battlin a mullato daytrader & an australian gradeschool teacher!?!
The goat teamed up with Dom cuz his shit’s weak with nonsense
Aero’s so desperate he had to go to the land down under to dig up some decent concepts
u swear u into the stock exchange but I can trick clowns & ditch
u have no idea what a low ball offer is… so I secretly teabagged the shit out ur bitch
& now Dom’s poor displays is supposed to help a friend in fear?
u aint showing signs of hope… u just went from will work for food to the end is near
some live vicariously through others & Aero needs a lotta help to gloat
ur only accomplishment is a site diss I inspired… now I know why u call urself the goat
u tell & hope Dom doesnt drink cuz ur black dad did a smash & through
if Foster’s Australian for Beer… in America it’s an adoption center when ur white side abandons u
think u have a strong relationship & we don’t have what it takes to beat
But mediocre is all we have to ‘be, see’… since that’s the only thing that comes between A&D
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Originally Posted by Aero
*ahem*
ayo Bags aka Jim Blaze,
I took photos of your girl w/ her dildo, shit got embarrassing quick
way she used rabbit ears behind your back it made for hilarious pics
Hoe was eaaager to slob nuts, Unzipped my pants & removed my buckle
She had a ball out before her knee was down, that shit was ruled a fumble
& dawg, ya partner’s nonsense. Vet his bars ‘fore it thwarts ya prospects
Fuck a surname.. I wanna see Anthony Colavito on Nika's retarded concepts
That kid was a BITCH in the Elements after Cake left his wack lines slumped
Soon as ppl started voting for Pansy ran to discussion to sway shit & act like one
Plus I bodied ‘em in SC, & him being a salty faggot had me quite enthralled
Nik got a chip on his shoulder & not just the tracking device his wife installed
And faggot you're not a citizen you don't have to fake or pretend
I mean... your idea of civic duty's piling into one with eight of your friends
& ur house is worth nothing. You've been in a shitheap the longest son
If that Padded Cell for any srs money it’d be to someone who belongs in one
You're too old so just lie down and die now. This shit’s a wipe out, ether
Firing shots that'll leave ur life on the rocks like retiring lighthouse keepers
& Bags you aint no gym rat. Maybe yoga class & a couple of tame squats
Hardest Resistance Training u ever did was slapping urself for having gay thoughts
U’d get Muscle Aches from 1 pound weights. I bet you favour pilates more
We can trade punches or u can lift those^, either way DOMS will leave ya body sore
As admin you made mistakes like clockwork, waaayyy too easy to heckle
If we want to see Jim Gaffigan we don’t have to watch the comedian's special
No relieving the pressure, easiest effort while you two could use the practice
What's worse?
That you battle each other in Elements tourney or that it's in the Loser's bracket?
ouch.
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Top Punchlines
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Originally Posted by Aero
Step & be served. No question Aero & Dom'll sever these herbs
‘specially when Karaoke lives up to his name & Drops the Ball on Every Word
Kare's mom is the sluttiest bitch with no class and a peasant
Introducing that Horticulture's like doing that to nomads in the desert
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Originally Posted by Neighbor
& Phuck's mom got it in every hole.. that skank's a MILF
My team was shootin 3:10's to Yuma & we ain't even runnin a train on film
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Originally Posted by Orc
Orc is like Ricky Bobby & Hush is Kenny Powers
we leaving Franco between a rock & a hard place. shits looking like 127 hours
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Originally Posted by TheEnd
Put the gun to his brim, u aint slagin dope son this problem is fix
Nigga that fire shit come in ounces, halfs, 7’s, 3.5’s, dubs, but NEVER in niks
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Originally Posted by Bags
See my cronies in a brawl? U gettin raped, homie aint no pause
Theyd rip the end off an bang em on a table.....like they was openin a straw
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Originally Posted by Bags
We got them poems locked kid. Topical? No prob bitch.
Cuz Ud still lose the tournament in ya own realm on sum shoa kahn shit
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Originally Posted by Diode
and lets b honest Alvin, ya girl John Redcorn’d ya ass for financial profits
but new packages against her redskin allows more penetration than Chip Kelly’s offense
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Originally Posted by Neighbor/Allen Knight
Let's talk about tiers.. I got punches that'd tear your lungs
Personals? Funny, you fags're barely a Mid Top shoe-in whenever Aer force one
Saw you postin 'bout penny stocks.. the fuck you talkin about?!
Ya idea of a high-risk share's 69'ing Dom on the couch w/ his cock in your mouth
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Originally Posted by Aero/Dominate
Had your chick gobbling dick in a Mosque, shit was a dire decision
Fam the way her head scarfs down she offended an entire religion
& when she wakes up next to me, she faces a view of Tropical Gardens
If your girl wakes up & face palms it’s cuz ur ugly minus vodka & darkness
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