[uh-oh]

YO THATS CRAZY YO

i BURNED MY EYEBALL TODAY THO

i was burning off the double sided tape, left on a door panel after removing an emblem, with this eraser wheel thing. basically a rubber disc that spins a million rotations a second or some shit. but yea a piece of MOLTEN RUBBER hit me right in the eyeball. usually my reflexes are impeccable and i catch it on the LIDS but it caught me slippin

hurt for a little bit. now its red.

nutrients from the grape drink im sipping on is already sending white blood cells to fix the problem. i think thats how science works

im high and trying not to think about how bad i would be bugging out if i CRUSHED A GUY WITH A LITERAL TON OF BAGGED POTATOS