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Here we were, a week removed from my grand romantic gesture of proposing to my girlfriend at Cristo Redentor on top of a Brazilian mountain, and we were about to get kidnapped and murdered in a place where no one could find your screams. Not exactly how I planned my engagement.
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I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.
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