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Old 07-31-2014, 07:10 PM   #7
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lol wtf? This why I hate battling. Yeah nigga I read the votes. But guess what faggot you still a sheep.

I'll start with tic. Nothing you wrote really floored me. The concepts were cool, but its the same formulaic lay out of each. single. battle. One about his girl, one about his lines not being good, and like 5 about bags. Which the first was kinda stretched, although that's me nitpicking, I admit. The Maury was probably the best. But it's more about nothing based on any substance. Nor was it that funny, or thought provoking. The ebola and closer were the weakest lines, not because they didnt have any substance, but because it was just little jabs compared to the other ones. You lack a lot of humor, and this is more of a diss-type verse. You didn't show any improvement, or demonstrated that you're better. You just said the same thing a lot of people say, with the little material you had, which is bags.

Broke - Awesome verse. Hilarious, well researched, and just creative. Bags said the sex was boring - which is ironic because half your verses are about fake sexcapades with people you'll never meet. Which is funny, because, that's what this verse was, but it's the research, and thought provoking lines and quick subtle jabs - ( now I don't know the accuracy of this) but either way, it seemed to be accurate and tic hasnt really said anything about it. IF this is true, then this battle is easy in my eyes. Very easy. The D. Bryan was actually really good.



and I don't even watch this garbage.

I admit, the sex was rather repetitive, and had it been a bit different incorporating different fake aspects of fake battling, then yes, it wouldve been much more easier to determine - more than it already is.

I read the suck peen part, and didnt even refer to myself in my head. Until I read other votes. It was funny - regardless. Do I think I'm funny, subconsciously. I guess so. But it was hilarious, because a.) it wasn't gay, and b.) it was just funny. The sex isn't really played out. Basically most of your lines is 5 semi personal lines and talking about how much sex you've had or withdrawn from them or someone important to them. THAT'S repetitive. This battle was creative. Both impressed, but broke had me in tears in some lines. Easy battle. Vote broke.
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If mentioned in a discussion its who'd still use wordy lines and act all dope
Then again hes had this schtick so long he like bb da bb da bb thats all folks
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