[Chyeahhh!!!]

man I'm over here being productive doing what I does and all of a sudden, this loud ass alarm goes off next to me like I just stole something. I'm checking my pockets and shit. For the life of me this shit was loud as hell and I'm looking all around trying to find out where it's coming from and it's sitting behind my printer on my desk amidst all the wires. Flucking Emergency weather band and shit they snuck over here and put on my shit. I'm like, "the fluck this come from" and they were like "well we just thought it would be nice to have it on your desk". Blank stares and vice versa. An unspoken agreement that not only am I the only black dude in the bldg, but I'm that NIGGA literally. lol