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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments
- can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed
- tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599682
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i take it in the ass, yup, get raped while wearing handcuffs
maybe it's the way I make a man grunt, while I kiss the base of where they dandruff
few call me a wise ass, make em masturbate, squirt/release
babys' butt is bueno! then flatulate perfectly to interrupt a gay joke
big baby's butt is the subject & predicate of every sentence w/ sex appeal
one shake when I bend & kneel could convince a universal executive to get me a record deal
think I won't? You bet your ASS I WILL. Why I do I take in the ass, foreal?
cus I'm trying to start a rectum version of Advil, called AdASSavil
i'm mr. cutesy, w/ a slippery butter booty. Gamble, who's to say 'gays' lewd?
i want these voters on my ass, hoping they leave toothpaste hairdoos over my poop stain heirlooms
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precision defender
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Originally Posted by greed
If mentioned in a discussion its who'd still use wordy lines and act all dope
Then again hes had this schtick so long he like bb da bb da bb thats all folks
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Last edited by big baby; 07-29-2014 at 12:59 AM.
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