illerg
Your male maintenance is suspect… you either gay or borderline, dude…
But If you’re gonna come out the closet... could you at least close the door behind you…
Decent
You can tell I git these grands… but for guys like you… I feel shitty man…
When you have to cop your watch from the same machine that sells those sticky hands…
heh
I think the mall salesman… lied to you and played you, square…
Because I’ve never seen one J. Crew where… they agree to sell beige wu wear…
lmao
this Hollywood actor mash-up… needs a nickname that will ring true…
Hey “Hamm-Hawkes”… give Jon his hair back… and Ethan back his chin pubes…
ehh
You’re a coke addict… snow for the sniff … you stay blowin that shit…
that’s why you can post thumbnails… but made sure they wouldn’t show in the pic…
Nice
if you beat me, no sweat… I’m fuckin bitches while you struggle to…
ya shirt can spell it out… stupid… U will still be single after this double-u…
Nah
Orc
I'm the bossss in a set, you just awkward at text
Damn. You posted an ugly Black & White pic & I ain't even talking effects
Ehh, no hit
Dude ain't raising a weapon & got a basiccc impression
Wow.. My man rocking a Cone Head that'd improve Road Safety in seconds
Cool
Last night I got wasteeed in the club n let it fade to black
Evidently you Satin ya house w/ two losers wearing shirts made from that
Basic-ish
I've smashed on Planes & neverrr met with resistance
If you in the Mile High club too. it's cuz ya head stretches that Distance
lol
I ain't feeling the Bald swagger & I doubt u steal hoes
Congrats. This looks like a Party celebrating ya first couple bouts of Chemo
ehh
Standing with 2 white black dudes & stunting like u rolling w/ legends
Dog. Those eyes got a Glazed look that'd getcha Glass Jaw broken in seconds
lol
I have illergic winning here, I thought it was funnier.
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