[illergicreaxion]

Your male maintenance is suspect… you either gay or borderline, dude…
But If you’re gonna come out the closet... could you at least close the door behind you…
You can tell I git these grands… but for guys like you… I feel shitty man…
When you have to cop your watch from the same machine that sells those sticky hands…
I think the mall salesman… lied to you and played you, square…
Because I’ve never seen one J. Crew where… they agree to sell beige wu wear…
this Hollywood actor mash-up… needs a nickname that will ring true…
Hey “Hamm-Hawkes”… give Jon his hair back… and Ethan back his chin pubes…
You’re a coke addict… snow for the sniff … you stay blowin that shit…
that’s why you can post thumbnails… but made sure they wouldn’t show in the pic…
if you beat me, no sweat… I’m fuckin bitches while you struggle to…
ya shirt can spell it out… stupid… U will still be single after this double-u…