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Old 07-22-2014, 10:01 PM   #73
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thats the one from the pic someone posted earlier

basically a 200 lb male chimpanzee was living with a woman for years, she would give it wine, let it watch tv, bathe and sleep with it. well one day it was getting wild, so she called her friend over like help me with this chimp, im pretty sure it got out if i remember right, like it was in the yard and the owner couldnt get it back in

her friend also knew the chimp since it was young and was familiar with it.

well her friend had a toy or something in her hand that just pissed it off and it attacked

it ATE HER HANDS, because again they understand how hands work. then it worked its way to her face, by which time she was passed out from blood loss/shock/whatever

the owner stabbed it. not like cut it, but fucking stabbed it in the back, stuck the knife in it.

the chimp looked back like wtf are you doing i thought we were homies??? the owner shrieked and fled, and the chimp already preoccupied with eating her friends face a strip at a time, gave her time to call police, which is that 911 call

if you notice at the end the dudes like

"its ok they are shooting him mam" or whatever and she's like "HE'S NOT DEAD THO" and the dudes like "they will continue shooting until he is dead"

lmao shit got real
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