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Originally Posted by BROKE LESNAR

I remember growing up, after-school cartoons on my network Fox channel would have these 30 second tv spots where it u were the first caller to answer whatever trivia question correctly u would receive a Nerf football. One day I did so and actually won the newest Nerf football out. It looked SWEET on tv. Well, 4 months later I received it in the mail and that shit was the size of a baked potato. I was so pissed. The point of this story is had I posted a Youtube vid of me doing this I would have been a total fucking faggot.

And right now, you're that total fucking faggot.