Greed: I didn't like much of this verse. I'd say "orchestrate" was a good line, though I saw someone else use that word play against Orc at least once before. (And I haven't read all that many of Orc's battles.) Crimea River wordplay isn't even original in live battles. The Malaysia line was really poorly worded. The best stuff, then, probably was near the end, with the emoji line and the handsome ginger, which wasn't clever but at least was personal. Your wording and rhymes were OK at best.
Orc: The opener is the most metrosexual punchline I've ever read. I really liked the Nam line because it was personal and probably accurate. But the next line was too straight-forward and not harsh enough. The neck line was a clever twist on a common jab. And the closer was a nice use of both of his names. There was a lot of filler in this verse, but you probably knew you'd be able to win with three good lines. And you had three good lines, and Greed didn't even show up as strong as last round.
Vote: Orc
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