im just getting hype as fuck thinking of all the species of animals i could mutilate with my bare hands if they challenged me
chimps aint one tho.
that would literally be my nightmare. that or a bear, unless the bear gets your neck. wolves would also be terrible
big cats are my dream tho. i want to be taken unaware by a tiger when i'm like 63
bite my skull clean off my spine in one swift motion. no fuckin around
a chimp literally understands THUMBS AND HANDS
IT EATS THEM SO YOU CANT GRAB IT
DWELL ON THAT.
THEY ALSO FAVOR GENITALIA
SO WHILE YOUR FINGERLESS AND HAVE A GAPING OOZING HOLE, THERE ARE ALIEN MAN HANDS GRABBING THE FUCK OUT OF YOU WHILE A DEMON HEADED BEAST IS JUST TAKING YOUR FLESH OFF
im good on that death. fuck a chimp.
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EVERYBODY I KNOW GOT WEED OR GOT POWDER
BUT I AINT GOT EITHER. GOT ALOT OF DEMONS
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