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Old 07-21-2014, 09:19 PM   #23
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MMA fighters aren't trained for life and death situations, yet their situational prowess gives them an advantage. In life and death, I'm sure there's lots of factors that enable us to perform. Adrenalin rushes aren't really useless. Regardless, I'd fucking destroy a chimp. Yes, they go off instinct, but a chimp, other than it's flexibility, doesn't have these cat-like reflexes. The only thing that I see is the pain factor, even if I fully fleded punched a chimp in the face head-on, chances are my fist would be cut to fucking oblivion. They have some crazy jaws/teeth. Same with any other animal really. Like even fighting a dog or something, punching it while it's in a combative position means you're gonna cut your hands up pretty bad. Not that I murk fucka dogs in my spare time, but it's common sense. Give me some hand wraps and I'll body a chimp for you. Hit him with some lightning straight rights, motherfucker will submit to my human body. Then I'd fuck it
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If mentioned in a discussion its who'd still use wordy lines and act all dope
Then again hes had this schtick so long he like bb da bb da bb thats all folks
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