[PancakeBrah]

Originally Posted by bags baby

let him. this is a huge accomp for him. dude takes 10 minute written ciphers over dm with wise ways and internet text battles to soothe his permeating ego. when i was in 3rd grade i was racing the fastest kid in the school, i went to a different recess period cause my class got moved. when we raced he started first, and my shoe fell off, i said stop but he kept running so i did as well, i won by a fair margin, but he said my shoe was a deterrent from him winning. we raced again this time i let him win because he was distraught, and he paraded his victory all over the playground. i was happy for him and he was dubbed fastest kid in the school - he plays for the washington redskins now and we remain friends.

lol this is the most big baby post of all time