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Old 07-20-2014, 05:54 PM   #3
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Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
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Accomplishments
- can recite entirety of shrek 2

Champed
- tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek

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Act like you've been there.
let him. this is a huge accomp for him. dude takes 10 minute written ciphers over dm with wise ways and internet text battles to soothe his permeating ego. when i was in 3rd grade i was racing the fastest kid in the school, i went to a different recess period cause my class got moved. when we raced he started first, and my shoe fell off, i said stop but he kept running so i did as well, i won by a fair margin, but he said my shoe was a deterrent from him winning. we raced again this time i let him win because he was distraught, and he paraded his victory all over the playground. i was happy for him and he was dubbed fastest kid in the school - he plays for the washington redskins now and we remain friends.
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If mentioned in a discussion its who'd still use wordy lines and act all dope
Then again hes had this schtick so long he like bb da bb da bb thats all folks
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