The Landlord
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 5,822
Battle Record: 12-10
Rep Power: 10493983
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-ThaMenace-
Sin is known only to talk trash and spew out curses
The first half of that is true only to his verses
Thought Sin, hit rock bottom, but he steady decreases
I'd give him a break, but he's already in pieces
He says he's tight on audio, and maybe the kid is right
If he is, just one question, whose lines did he bite
I told em, There's no need to front, just act yourself
I turned around to look and he smacked himself
I eat emcees and today Sin's gonna provide my lunch
I got this easy I got too much pride to punch. . .
. . .Not, I'd offer him a spot
To ride wit my crew but he rides to much
No hate
this week was a bit of a joke. let's take a look at how all of this effects the..
Power Rankings
10. Franchise (newly ranked)
fran didn't completley stink so i gave him a powerful rank.
9. MIC REKKIN BASTARD (-7)
barely managed to show, this bastard wasn't sonning anyone this week. falls 6.
8. Jon (+1)
he didn't show crap like his name might suggest, but didn't do enough to claim the win. seemed a bit cliche happy, and has the spotlight on him in more ways than one this week.
7. Joe Native (+1)
synister wasn't able to steal the win from him, in fact i'm wondering whether fohkus has FINALLY got revenge as he failed to even check in. which is kind of unlikely as we all know how much fohkus hates Native. in between dropping disses Native showed and claimed the no show win, climbing one rank.
6. MC J3RSEY (+1)
showed he can still compete with the proz and looks to be returning to his best. climbs one postition to no. 6.
5. Fohkus (+1)
showed with a fine a verse....... but no where near as fine as that chick in his opponents avatar! somehow managed to remove his eyes from fletcha's check in and dropped nicely. for this he must be commended and advances one position.
4. sp!tf!r3 (+1)
invaded to no. 4 this week after scaring off the UK and managing to keep the west winless. we shall all watch with horror as he continues trekking into enemy teritory, endeavouring further in his quest for world domination!
3. -ThaMenace- (+1)
there's something a dodgy about this guy. he manages to send me messages on msn when i am signed out and very suspicously had an opponent no show this week....... claims the no show shine and advances one position up the rankings.
2. Te Ora (-)
he looked hungry as he Eyed up the win against Dilated. showed with a consistent verse and retains the no. 2 spot for this week.
1. Nyce (-)
Nyce has told us that Hurricane Ernesto is about to hit his city. while his drop wasn't absolute garbage, it did sort of blow. with that being said he did wind up with the win, and breezes through retaining the no 1 power rank.
actual ranks can be found here (http://www.anotha.com/forum/showthread.php?t=13559)
-T.O
Battler Spotlight: JonJonOyes
...As Told to Sp!tf!r3.
Name: JonJonOyes
Location: Belfast, Northen Ireland, Europe
Age: 17
Last week, JonJonOyes took a devastating loss to Nyce, but this week, he has high hopes for a victory against Pyr0. Only time will tell for this father of one, mentor of many and self-proclaimed "King of Kings." In a rare and candid interview, JonJonOyes opens up about his elevation, the state of Anotha and much more.
On the fondest memories he has of his punchlines:
"Well, I just try to make my punchlines good for others to read. If it satisfies others, it satisfies me. I don't have one thing that sticks out... I have loads."
On giving advice for those with stretched lines:
"Practice makes perfect. Try and read others who use shorter lines. I used to have a lot of words that didn't have to be used, so I took 'em out."
On whether a championship is within reach:
"I believe I came as close as I could with $$$3. I believe I should have won that one. Also, some others thought I should have (won) as well, which was a bummer because most of 'his' votes were friendship votes for him or hate for me. It doesn't really bother me, though. A lot of people like my stuff and that's good enough for me."
On being a total witness for Anotha's lifespan:
"I plan to see even more . . . as long as I can keep improving. I know there will be a time when I pack it in, and stop all the textin'."
On his girlfriend's reaction to the forum:
"We are still an item. We actually plan to get engaged after Christmas this year; I think she has her heart set on me gettin' a diamond ring on the 25th (of) December. For a change, it'll be me on the knee (laughs). Most of the time, she's with me when I'm on it. She hates XU . . . .she was with me like 30 minutes ago, went home to put James to bed. She'll help me if im writin' deep becuase she's emotional."
On doing his fair share for making Anotha great site:
"I wouldn't say it's great. This time last year, it was at its' best in terms of interest and excitement. Now, it's at its best (as it has ever been) when you speak of the talent: Nyce, Te Ora, Menace and MRB."
sp!t went all nostradamus for this weeks..
Predictions
1. MIC REKKIN BASTARD (1-0) vs. 2. Te Ora (1-0) - The only thing separating these two emcees is concistency and, although M.R.B. has proven himself worthy in the past, Te Ora may take the win. When it comes to creativity and attitude, both of them seem to have a lot in common. In his previous battle, M.R.B. was given a free win, thanks to his competitor not showing up. His verse was jam-packed with played out punches, while Te Ora' verse against Dilated Eyes was hard-hitting and painstakingly direct. This match-up can go either way, but Te Ora gets the vote via track record.
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