This guy at my work promised me 1000 dollars on Monday
I see him yesterday and go to bus his table
Motherfucker is trying to avoid eye contact + when I'm done clearing, he tips me $2 tryna be like, here you deserve this
This dude, his names John, has a vagina. Literally. We all know because he gets drunk at the bar and tells people. ALL THE TIME.
So I'm guna fuck him in it. It's only right, after he fucked me.
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BIRDHORSE 8-15
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