View Single Post
Old 07-17-2014, 02:40 PM   #1
Fig
Om
 
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 6,461
Battle Record: 8-16



Rep Power: 84181562
Fig has a brilliant futureFig has a brilliant futureFig has a brilliant futureFig has a brilliant futureFig has a brilliant futureFig has a brilliant futureFig has a brilliant futureFig has a brilliant futureFig has a brilliant futureFig has a brilliant futureFig has a brilliant future
Default This guy at my work promised me 1000 dollars on Monday

I see him yesterday and go to bus his table

Motherfucker is trying to avoid eye contact + when I'm done clearing, he tips me $2 tryna be like, here you deserve this

This dude, his names John, has a vagina. Literally. We all know because he gets drunk at the bar and tells people. ALL THE TIME.

So I'm guna fuck him in it. It's only right, after he fucked me.
__________________
BIRDHORSE 8-15
Fig is offline   Reply With Quote