[uh-oh]

NOW COMING TO THE STAGE

YOU SEEN HIM ON YOUTUBE, MAKING BEATS AND KARATE KICKING, THE BODY MAN WITH BODIES, MAN, JIMBOOOOOO HALTONNNNNNNNN

*dudes throw there wallets and jewelry on stage, ho's throw their undergarments*

i run out fucking hammered with a beer

YO, WATUP WATUP

HOW YALL FEELING

*crowd responds*

I SAIIIIIIIIID HOW YALL FEELING

*crowds in an uproar by this point, an old black man stands up throws his hat to the side and yells THAT NIGGA NICE, NIGGA NICE, NIGGA NICE*

i wait for them to be seated while making crazy gestures and poses to different corners of the room

ALL HAWAIIAN PUNCH TASTES THE SAME THO.

*crowd riots in laughter*

i throw up and leave