Doug's a cartoon character, and I'll still gladly take his dame.
No Cali-style hamburgers, but I'm spreading Patti Mayonnaise.
If his pickup lines are as bad as his punches, this fellow's jerking.
The only time you'll see Funny bone is when his elbow's working.
I'm not a mellow person. I've got a gun in the waist; see
that Quailman costume's a bad idea when I'm hunting like Cheney.
This dude claimed he was Bags. Doug, don't lie to impress me.
You could never replace A.C., like when Zack tried to date Jessie.
Your attempts are terrible. Your lines just depress me.
Step to the Götze, one kick'll leave you lyin' all Messi.
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