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at the light.

I look to my right and this dude is recording me on his phone. He says, "show me the dooby!" with the traditional nasally, almost theatric white man voice.

I proceeded to take a fat drag all while maintaining eye contact, exhale and say, "what the fuck are you doing dude?"

The Light went green for both of our lanes to turn left, and the fucker was trying to let me in front of him so that he could follow me, but I just pretty much stopped in the intersection so he had to go in front of me.

Dumb prick