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Originally Posted by Certain
Hi, ill fig-A. How is life as a high school graduate treating you?
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Its fucking grand. I wake up to blond beauties suckin on mah nuts every day. Then I fart propel myself out of my bed, through my closet, and into my new attire. I ride Patty downtown to greet my fans, who are mostly black, and kiss all their babies. While I watch TV, the people on the show im watching recognize me through the screen. That one might actually be psychosis though.