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Originally Posted by El Pancake
I am quite literally marrying two people on Saturday. As in, officiating the wedding. As in, saying all the prompts for vows and pronouncing them man and wife.
They're hippies/atheists. The reading is a Pablo Neruda poem. As in, I'm reading a Pablo Neruda poem in front of the wedding. I was picked because I'm "good with words."
I FAIL TO SEE HOW THAT MATTERS WHEN I'M GIVEN A SCRIPT.
So.
There's that.
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You should write a poem for them and tell them it was by Pablo Neruda.
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