Well firstly, I recognize that the title "Strip Club" would be insensitive to women who remove their clothes and domestic abuse victims. So, I would have to undo years of defamation, racism, sexism, bigotry, and abuse that has resulted from it. First I would change the name to "Planned Parenthood." Secondly, I would change the logo from an obviously defamatory, racist, sexist, bigoted, and abusive Redskin logo to an aerial shot of a fetus being aborted with cute PicsArt effects to illustrate how fun it is.
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