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Every single time, without fail. I'm driving up to MD, and about 5 minutes into the drive I get gurgles. 15 minutes in, I gets to the point where it's now safe to panic. No worries, I'm 2 miles from my exit. Boom, there's mad traffic cause people can't merge when construction is going down. I'm flipping out, my dog starts whimpering and scratching at the back of my seat. 10 minutes of ridiculous focus and meditation, I find mc donald's. I storm in with my belt off, and there's a non English speaking mother fucked taking a shit in the only stall. I'm like "fuuuuuck." I bend down and start thinking of a plan b. After 3 minutes the toilet flushes twice and Spanish dude comes out all "sorrrrry sorrrry." I'm almost done.