Got my two bitches out the house. Got the pool in order finally after weeks of pool boying it up after a hard days work. Got my bitches boy and my boy and we're gonna go see X-Men, grill some burgers and flirt with strippers by the pool. Might introduce them to heroin and listen to some Gil Scott. Lawnman came yesterday and the grass is baseball length. Neither of these pussies can play, but imma hit 'em in the face with baseballs 'til they learn.
Happy son day.
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