american white male in the south:
i grill, smoke, and bbq meat for > 80% of my diet
i prefer traditional and outlaw country music to most things
scotch and rye are pretty much the only liquors i drink
i own a tobacco pipe and know how to use it and keep it lit with real loose leaf tobacco
i currently have a beard
upper middle class white male:
i have a dining room with a cabinet that has plates that are for show / special occasions
i spend entirely too much time on my lawn / landscaping
i lease both our cars
i stress out over the stock market for at least 5-10 minutes daily
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