Ok butler
We will dance ur little jig
Lets see......for starters u know gamblini would have them suboxones on deck....so basically the rest of us wouldnt do any of them because theyre for worthless druggie faggits....but hed prolly cook sum up an bang em into his toe on the ride over.....which would be incredible because wed be taking pjewks bike. *beep beep* ....He whose name shall not be spoken would come....but he would sit at a seperate table...alone.....then hed call vbulletin to report is for being mean ti him......at which point vbulletin would ask scott akers....whats it like to eat xmas dinner alone? A lifeline phone a friend leading to the direct cellphone of gamble would uktimately tell that spending xmas dinner alone is very much like spending thanksgiving dinner alone only without suboxone.....pjewk would promote his youtube battles where he loses all of his battles to any1 remotely known yet demolishes jimmy glock poppa from colorado convincingly.....no1 would give a fuck.....then veritas would send 97 lobster dog bombs to his obama phone....which would pretty much occupy him for the remainder of the evening.....lars larsen would attempt to talk all that big boy bully talk at the table but no1 would take him serious cuz he is 4foot7 and sounds like alfred pennyworth....all would secretely post on their phones while contributing nothing to minor amounts of banter to the group verbally....no1 would talk to any strippers....and i would prolly never log in again
Whats next butler!?
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Originally Posted by DMS
My dad once had like 4 beers at a family reunion, and drove us home better than my mom usually drives.
Not saying being drunk doesn’t mess up you reasoning. I’m turning 20 soon so I haven’t had a drink ever.
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