Nigga look like a gay priest giving a sermon at a Boy Scout camp
This nigga World Of Warcraft password is the Da Vinci Code
Nigga drink cans of Mountain Dew, in the mirror, by candlelight
This nigga take baths in Ramen Noodle broth & pour the shit on his head w/ an ivory goblet
Nigga look like he use a PlayStation remote as a necktie
This nigga listed all three members of The Brood as referrals on his Pier 1 Imports application
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Even signing my autograph’s like writing a slaughter pact
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