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Old 06-09-2014, 07:38 PM   #45
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- can recite entirety of shrek 2

Champed
- tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek

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I'm your favorite writer, honestly.

I haven't hopped on anything. You sound like a jealous omega male.

"ANYBODY WHO HAV A GIMMICK AND IS BRINGING ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD WITH HIS MILKSHAKE HAD 2 BE ON DIS SITE AND GOTTEN ETHERED."

You're not that great. obese. & honestly I only know who you are because you ran into someone at a McDonalds. I think that was you, even if it isn't I correlated the two because you're fat.

You start your own roast threads and get jealous when people laugh at what I say. Even to go as far as making an alias and argue with people because you couldnt do it on your original name cause you're ...weird/lame

Writers that people think are me are better than you. You look like Action Bronson with less talent. You're good at keying stuff tho. Congrats on your victory though. I'm sure you'll take pride in that. Because based on your configuration in life, there's nothing really to take pride in. Unless McDonalds.
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Originally Posted by greed View Post
If mentioned in a discussion its who'd still use wordy lines and act all dope
Then again hes had this schtick so long he like bb da bb da bb thats all folks
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