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She tells me to come over and that her dad is in town, but that he's hella cool n he may be trying to smoke too, I was like whatever.

Long story short

Her dad gets cross faded as fuck and starts telling us this story, of how he broke into a random dudes house, stabs him with a screw driver, steals his parrot, and then his buddy shoots the lizards head off because, "that motherfuckers was mean"

Then they dipped

I left after he owned up to murdering over 40 people and started describing the separate occasions. I need to stop smoking.