me? no just recently, in the 7th grade my dick was a hammer. crowbar in college, now its a wrench. I usually label the different eras of my life by the way in which I use my dick, so that it's easy for me to place certain life events when they are otherwise covered by a heavy haze of not giving a flying fuck, sleep deprivation, weed and/or alcohol. and not giving a flying fuck.
...we never got them bars together either did we?
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