[StarFaggot]

So I'm hanging out with Terrance J and Ludacris at a club when Luda's girl (Yudoksie?) asks me what I do for a living. I look at Luda like brah I don't know you that well plus Im with a girl so you shouldn't feel threatened.

Anyways I tell her and Luda chuckled like I'm a regular nigga. The fuck? So I'm drunk and he's medicated I'm like I prolly got more in the bank than you. He says ok big bank take little bank. I said I didn't bring cash like that.

Anyways so girl I came with was level headed and able to get us to the after party but she tells people I'm her bro... The fuck? So she tells another set of guys I'm her man that she doesn't want talking to her. I'm neither her man or her bro just her friend. You always have to have a pretty girl friend.

So she ends up talking to a guy, cool. But the guy's friends try to holler and she says I'm her boyfriend... Bitch is you crazy? Now they laughing at me like ooooh ur girl got taken when first off she's not my girl and dude she was talking to thinks we're incestuous bc she kissed me bc he thinks I'm her bro.

Learn from this...