Hey neighbor! Nice to have met you.
The name's Cyclops. Don't laugh. I bet you
Came here as a guest. I can guess why they left you.
Did you make them angry? Was I mentioned? Was I?
Cuz I swear its rude rolling down my stairs during my shuteye.
Get it? Shut...eye? Just one! Ha! Pardon my
Candor. I lack the social capacity to be a standup
Comedian, but I think its a start I can stand up.
You know- cuz I'm a product of incest n' such...
And in most cases, a psychopathic offset's enough,
But when you get one eye, two dicks, Parkenson's, thrush,
And a unibrow, you get to know the meaning of tough.
Fuck. Sorry. Please don't cry or scream!
I don't wanna hafta act violently to
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Ahem.
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