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Old 05-29-2014, 10:21 AM   #25
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Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
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Accomplishments
- can recite entirety of shrek 2

Champed
- tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek

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Originally Posted by zygote View Post
Step one: follow this hyperlink - http://listofrandomwords.com
Step two: choose any bunch of words and form phrases that are 3-5 syllables long. Multiple rhyme those phrases x4-8 times. Mix those rhyme schemes up with different shorter ones within a longer one. Don't include too many non-rhyming words in between the rhyming phrases.
Step three: for bonus points don't forget to make it subtly homoerotic, like write about "sublimating demons watch my undulating semen crotch." Good luck in your endeavors. Good reviews, and nice You-tube video section.
step one: rhyme what you just said using your own advice.
step two: realize you cant cause you suck.
step three: explain to people how easy it is to jump from the free throw line.
step four: attempt it
step five: kys
step 6: bow to me
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Originally Posted by greed View Post
If mentioned in a discussion its who'd still use wordy lines and act all dope
Then again hes had this schtick so long he like bb da bb da bb thats all folks
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