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Old 05-27-2014, 08:59 PM   #3
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DON GOLDPEARL: MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER. (INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES ARE FOR UNINSPIRING PEOPLE).

Do you crave success? Do you have a vision? Are you ambitious and driven?
Are you a man on a mission? Will you make a decision and stand for that position?
Do YOU want to be a multimillionaire? I’m Don Goldpearl - entrepreneur extraordinaire.
I want everyone to look under their chairs, you’ll find a pencil and a short questionnaire.
Listen closely, because I’ll only say this once - don’t fill it out, snap the pencil, scrunch the paper up.
I want you to get angry, to hold a daily grudge. Success is life. Fear is death. It’s time to throw away the crutch.
I’ve been in the business for over 25 years, my sole occupation is success - I specialize here.
I’ve perfected a method to best survive fear and a technique to compete and set aside peers.
I’m a success maximiser. Caviar appetizer, self-advertiser. I despise stress magnifiers.
That’s why I’ve authorized you to become your own help organizer. Success is the best equalizer.
Fear of failure is a challenge to suppress; learn to accurately assess the talents you possess.
Let me let you hear these maxims I’ll express, these are my patented 4 Aspects of Success -
Let’s begin with the old number one, and this is something you’ve known all along,
Follow this maxim and you’ll all grow strong. The first aspect of success: everything you know is wrong.
I’ve written a great book called the “9 Attributes of Advancement and the 5 Assets of Enhancement.”
In that guide I devise 21 essential life commandments. Remember - you are absolutely fantastic.
Secondly, presently learn the following incredible mantra: Repeat - ‘In the business of life, I am specialist partner.’
Good fortune will flow down like heavenly manna. Armed with this mantra you will set aside drama.
Obviously, number two, this is my second point - Motivation and dedication are double sided coin.
Turn one dollar into one million, find a life of joy. Success is seeking members, you only need to take the time to join.
Thirdly, what key element do all ‘I am success’ people have in common? I’ll tell you what, it’s not a sense of caution.
The great Miles Davis said “Don’t fear mistakes.” It’s sage advice that should not be readily forgotten.
You too can achieve a competitive advantage. Essential drivers of life can best be established.
Success is like turkey meat - fear is the bread of the sandwich. Let the turkey meat fly and all your dreams will be enacted.
The fourth aspect of success is a secret. It's shocking and salacious, if I told you, you would not believe it.
I've done a lot of things, but this is by far my life's achievement. To see it, you just really need to read it.
And for just one installment of $19.99, you can exclusively obtain my finest guide,
Read it cover to cover. Line by line. It’s called “The Highest Life: Secrets of Success and Life Design.”
Thanks for your time. I’m Don Goldpearl. Remember - fear is evil and stress is equal.
Remember this - you can achieve! You are successful people.
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