[Split]

Originally Posted by Bags

ok so the myth of jason sho & x20 other aliases began


aka gamble

he has a battle set up with cake, who is not a good battler, bt dub, he loses, horribly....i put 2 losses on his record due to how badly he lossed, i actually voted against him without even reading the verses cuz cake pmd me asking me to vote for him, so i did. ne who. he then determined that since the battle was not receiving enuff votes ( it already had like 15 ) that he would speed things along with a perfectly innocent bump, from a dif account, with a vote for himself, by himself........this came to light an then he was shamed an banned 97x then we started to go inn on him

enter split

also we discover that in the thread where the subs hit the fan, he was using like three other aliases to stand up for himself against the Vet dickryders

a few days pass

note- the sheer clowning that happens on PrahFa$ey/ Gamblini's life is more than any man can take, perhaps on Warthogate levels. Multiple aliases= maximum faggotry

Any new member with a cornball name/ avy/ sig (o god the sigs) were declared to be Gamble, and most newcomers were whack enough to justify this name

a few days pass

the gutters whisper 'gamble'

soon Retali8 is born

Retali8 begins a secret but ambitious conquest to spearhead the largest endemic of faggotry ever seen on text boards

>Sway threads for even the most meaningless battles
> was down 38 links for feed in the BA and Open Mic
>commenting on the validity of every vote in every battle
>making a thread like "hey guys what opiates are y'all addicted to mmkay?"
> losing that one Fight Night where he threw a gigantic bitch fit over people "blindly voting for Destroyer"
>everyone comments V/Destroyer in his limdick sway thread that gets about 8 pages and dude doesnt drop it

SO this is where the clowning really begins onthis poor soul

Bags changes dude's name to V/Destroyer, he tones it down for a few days at which point he makes a public apology (lol) thread for his butthurtitude

Makes a thread asking "HOF collab vets only"
HoF Maybe????

repeatedly calls out me an Cakes to only apologize

CONTINUES TO BE A RAGING ASSRAMMER

decides to start a new crew, called "Team Devestate" which me and PancakeBrah were not dope enough to join, ESPECIALLY NOT THAT HERB ASS FAGGIT BAGS

He begins recruiting veterans, including Bags Swerve BarZ etc

RESPONDS TO EVERY VET "UR SUPER DOPE BRO, SIG UP

Bags continually asks to join and gets denied, so Bags switches usernames with Retali8 and hilarity ensues

pretty much everyone is in on the sonnage at this point

@Patrick (Swerve) has some screenshot thing I dont have that prooves Retali8 is Gamble


Gambles shambles of a netlife disentegrates before his dilated pupils

called out on everything in The Greatest Thread Ever, where everyone shits on Gamblini's pathetic self-voting swaying life

see quotes


SECTION 1 THREADS:
http://www.netcees.com/forums/showth...ghlight=gamble
- call out then immediately backs down

http://www.netcees.com/forums/showth...ghlight=gamble
-note how he lists himself as one of the best battlers ever

Originally Posted by IMALONELYFAGGOTWHOVOTESFORMYSELF

Who were the nicest textcees around when you were coming up?

If I had to pick 10, in no specific order..

kaos
glockoma aka beyond
dominate
yitska
authentik
nawn centz
aero
reed richardz
blacketh d
justMe

their were a bunch else too, but i forget, its been like 10 years lol...

http://www.netcees.com/forums/showth...hlight=retali8
- V/ Destroyer

http://www.netcees.com/forums/showth...ghlight=gamble
-faggot gamble is faggot

http://www.netcees.com/forums/showth...ghlight=gamble
-the glorious roast of gamble

http://www.netcees.com/forums/showth...ghlight=gamble
- thus begins his multiple desperate attempts to get the name "fruitcakebrah" to stick

http://www.netcees.com/forums/showth...ghlight=gamble
-undoubtedly the GOAT of Gamble threads

http://www.netcees.com/forums/showth...ghlight=gamble
-Gamble complains about voting

http://www.netcees.com/forums/showth...ghlight=gamble
-GAMBLINO EXPOSED

SECTION 2 ATTEMPTED DICKRIDES:

Originally Posted by definitely NOT Gamble

wtf are you doing bro, we been boys on these sites are whole life....i had no idea u were burden...wdf are you doing changing my name and shit...

Originally Posted by Gamble.

I didn't mean it like that, rofl.
I was being sarcastic mimicking him Vulg, damn dog wtf? lol

Originally Posted by Gamble.

Actually suda i just peeped your shit.
Your rediculously dope, so your def down.
Add it to your sig my g.

http://www.netcees.com/forums/showth...ghlight=gamble

SECTION 3 GENERAL FAGGOTRY:

Originally Posted by Gamble

Okay, I was under alias as the following...
Cam Hixx
Knawtfare
Hei$t
Untouchable
Green Arrow aka Oliver Queen (good catch pan)
Bad Bizz.
& if you look up my old battles you could find me in a tag match where me and snale won the titles due to a no show, when i was known as PrahSpekt...

so yeah, obv you guys know when its me everytime, so whats the point...No more hidding, no more gay stupid shit like voting on my alias battles to try and hide my identidy, lmao...just me here to battle and post...after this pinkslip, netcees can decide whether or not i earned my position as a member here...

Originally Posted by Gamble.

Honestly I thought I merked the shit out of Torrid, but everyone has their own opinion i guess.

Originally Posted by Gamble.

I'm looking to write a potential HOF piece with some other writers, anyone down? Hmu & we'll discuss a topic.

I'd prefer the following members,
Black
ill Nika
Vulgar
or any other dope writers.

Originally Posted by Split Eight (quote flip)

I'm lookin to ride the coattails of a HOF vet into the HOFHmu & we'll discuss a topic.

I'd prefer the following members,
Black
ill Nika
Vulgar
or any other dope writers.

SECTION 4 GAMBLE RELATED QUOTABLES

Originally Posted by Vulgar.

I'll collab with anybody, please stop.

Originally Posted by Gamble.

lol, no doubt my dude.

Yes dohpe is the sickest crew ever, hopefully T.D lasts half as long.

Originally Posted by Gamble.

I know Pay Homage and Neigh were serious, cuz they don't troll.
I hope your serious Bags.

Originally Posted by Bagatron

No doubt


I think maybe we should get rid of retaliate tho.....hes kinda wack, ya dig?

Originally Posted by Bagatron

True true

Well

We can wait for the rest of the crew im gon cast my vote now case im not around later



I vote nay


Nay to him being in the crew


Hes just not.good enuff

Originally Posted by Gamble.

yo pancake why don't you hop off my dick?
wdf you laughing at? @ the fact that my crew is doper than most crews and ur too wack to join?
Figures you'd laugh, thats the only thing you can do.

Originally Posted by Gamble.

Thanks meng, I appreciate it alot.

& idc if they make fun of me, look at them and look at me, who's the one with the dope crew? who's the one who's killing it in the battle arena? pfft, let them say what they want, i can careless.

Lets see, i got vets like swerve, vic, bey, barz and others showing me mad love. All these trolling faggots could say whatever they want.

Originally Posted by Swerve

Cake, you cool and all, but don't make this a crew thing....

Cause Team Devastate gonna come after you...and you ain't about that life to handle Team Devastate.

Team Devastate is the new word on the street, stand aside or get run over by the movement.

WE WILL DESCEND ON YOU LIKE A RAIN OF FIRE AND BRIMSTONE

Originally Posted by Gamble.

Yo Split eight, how bout you get the fuck out of our thread.

Do you see your name on the roster? No. Thats because you don't qualify with our supreme illness. Your wack homie, go try and join reef's crew.

Originally Posted by Split Eight

Propose name change to Team Rocket

Originally Posted by Whyt Noiz

Well a prime example would be someone in my situation

Where I'm having troubles with posting and can't even contact a moderator because the pm function is cut off

I have a pm in my inbox from some dude named pancake that says "hi gamble, how old are you"

And I can't even reply back to say I don't know who gamble is, and to politely invite him to suck my but

Shits weak yo

Originally Posted by PancakeBrah

REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU WERE GAMBLE AND I BEAT YOU IN A TEXT BATTLE AND YOU SWAYED IN THAT TEXT BATTLE WITH AN ALIAS THEN YOU VOTED FOR YOURSELF IN OTHER BATTLES WITH THAT ALIAS THAN YOU MADE THREE MORE ALIAS'S TRYING TO GET INTO THE FALL BRAWL AND NONE MADE IT BECAUSE YOU WERE JUST REFERENCING YOURSELF AS DOPE THREE DIFFERENT WAYS YOU FAGGOT SELF VOTING LAME GO DIE IN AN AIDS.

Originally Posted by Cashius

Two things confirmed in this quote...

1) You will jump on anyone's dick who does not hate you.

2) You are truly delusional.

Originally Posted by merk nowitzki

you hoes should change your name to Past Memories
cause thats all u bitches talk about

Originally Posted by Attack of the Muff

wait wait wait

so nigs used to vote for themselves all the time? (maybe where your from..but here we dont engage in such faggotry)

LOL @ LOW PROFILE

3 DONGBAR HEADS VOTING FOR EACH OTHER?

this. must. be. ILLUSION

Originally Posted by Beyond

You're such a stupid fucking faggot

That shit was posted like a 100 times since 2005 and your pathetic self think anyone exposing someone

Stfu faggot

This is why you're considered such a low life around these parts you outta touch with reality

You're a fake pussy and a lame on these boards the fuck I look like being loyal to a piece of shit like you you loser

Go OD on prescription pills while eating thanksgiving alone you little suicidal freak

Originally Posted by Beyond

What the fuck is this bullshit

Shut the fuck up faggot

Not following anyone

I think dude is a legit pathetic entity and the straw that broke the faggot's back was him making a thread to suck Bags' dick like that would somehow redeem himself in his eyes

I can't fuck with that shit and you're the same caliber of loser if you can

Originally Posted by Gamble.

Smh, I didn't "do drugs on thanksgiving alone"

I was home on thanksgiving by myself cuz I was gonna go to my Uncles but I didn't have a ride cuz my dad had to work.

& I told Glock how I'm addicted to suboxone, and I made a thread about that awhile back on here.

But word, keep clowning me man.

Originally Posted by Gamble.

& btw, I made this thread complimenting you for coming up with some original shit and making dudes laugh.

But it's w/e bags keep putting me down son, do you.

Originally Posted by Split Eight

damn dude

it's like you got out the battered women's shelter and are sitting down to open presents with Bags

he hands u a glass of eggnog, you laugh. the bruises have mostly healed. its just how he shows he loves u anyways.

it's christmas, so ur kids Ballytags and Gamblesworth don't think all the foundation on ur face is unusual

you sit by the tree, it's lightly snowing, u crack a smile. u just got off the phone talking to BarZ about the glory days and how nice it is to finally settle back in

bags hands you a box. hands trembling u undo the ribbon.

tear the paper

crack the top

and he fucking punts it into ur faggot face

Originally Posted by Young Philly

I don't know if it was the two dots before and after your name(s)
That sig & avy combo with closet-gay-Japanese-guy flare
Or the terrible verse that you posted up that hurt my eyes.

But I just don't like your ass

Originally Posted by Larsinator

DEAD@ THINKING YOU WOULD VOTE FAIRLY, FOR YOURSELF, ON YOUR OWN BATTLES SEEING AS NOONE ELSE DID

Originally Posted by Knux

gamble why do u keep insisting your relevant? if you've been anybody of any importance in the text world people here would know you and vouch for you. Alot of us been around just as long as you and we all "know" the same ppl. Stop acting like u were on e this dope longbar head, enough already..

and dudes who u name as knowing or that can vouch are laughing at u behind ur back, trust me