This nigga got a receding beardline.
Lookin like he dates Tom Hanks in Philadelphia and stood by his side through all the torment and injustice.
Lookin like he cashiers at the local Yankee Candle shop.
Lookin like his gang clashed with some of Arthur Fonzarelli's people in a switchblade comb fight that got busted up by Michael Jackson.
Lookin like Derek Zoolander with hep C.
This nigga tried to learn the gang signs to join the Baseball Furies.
Lookin like a walking commercial for American Eagle's "smedium faggot" series.
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