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Originally Posted by Badweather
this nigga looks like the embodiment of a headbutt
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dead @ this dudes ears. This dude can overhear a conversation between three lesbian fire ants a mile away, underground under a nuclear missile silo.
Im jealous of you though, you adjust your satellite dish ears and you get free HBO PPV if you reflect your omnidirectional parabolic earlobe in the direction of the same fashion god thats on your Alexander Mcqueen dress.
lmao @ you shaving with a razor blade made out of your broken porcelain doll collection that fell off the top of your bedframe when your boyfriend was jamming a diamond studded pink dildo up your butthole faster than you can yelp 'ow' when you break your fingernail over a textbook copy of 50 shades of gay. fuck you