nigga got a Maybe its' Maybelline tat on his left delt
dude thought Sacco and Vendetti were GTA 5 DLC cars
cuts mersh with ingrown toenails, rips the koopa spliff from his Darkwing Duck 1hitter, puffs thru a chickenwire and memory foam sploof before talking in tongues over Asher Roth instrumentals
his most scarring childhood experience came when he and his only friend, Theo "Rip" Wilkins, held a seance at chess club & saw the ghost of Seabiscuit get beaten into the International Society for Formal Logic
has suffered under the delusion that boogie boards were called oujia boards, and vice-versa. Was absolutely NO fun at sleepovers & failed the swimming unit at gym class. Refuses to go near large bodies of water or do the dead man float.
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