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Old 05-12-2014, 06:48 PM   #5
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- can recite entirety of shrek 2

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- tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek

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nerdy ass. lmao dead @ dude looks like hes about to spit a biology rap. "THE CHLOROPHYLL OF THE BOTANICAL GENUS IS INCOMPARABLE TO MY HYPOTHALAMUS'S GENIUS" fuck you you nerdy fuck. LOL @ the reflection of his glasses you could see alien conspiracy porn with condoleeza rice bbw stunt doubles. leaned that everytime this mawfucka does jumping jacks the bottom of his chin hits the back of his neck you big tittied chin having fuck. jesus i hate you. you look like one of the goldilocks bears found goldilocks performing an exorcism on a unicorn you cross bred conspiracist faggot. im fuckign leaned at how gigantic you are. for fucks sake, you big sonna of a bitch. you look like the kool AIDS man you weird looking diseased motherfucker. THIS dudes chin got HIV, not the virus, but its an acronym for HOLDS INTRAVENOUS, lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo your big ass chin got a life force of its own. shit looks like kuatto. you gotta feed it intravenous for it to survive, LMAO @ you got a tumor in your big ass noggin and your chin got jealous and dueled it. your intravenous taste like kool aid, ironic cause you look like that motherfucker, you fucking royce da 5'9 reject. your chin look like its 5'9. im fucking leaned your chin joins diodes weightlifting threads and starts posting stats ROFLLLLLLLLL "yeah i deadlift chyeah and hes about 400 lbs so I win here" ROFLLLLLLLLLL big ass fucking chin jesus. im fucking leaned at your chin strap look like dry river beds on Mars you fucking weird shaped up motherfucker. dude goes into the barbershop and asks for "the mars riverbed" the barber winks at him and is like I GOTCHA, dude pulls out a lawnmower 5000 6 bmw series for ya big ass head you fucking inflated hindenburg head. you look like the recap of the stars "where are they now" for g-baby from hardball with keanu reeves rofllllll you look like cuba badding senior you disgusting monster, rofllll dude looks like dominican republic horribling junior you took cuba gooding to a next level. im fuckinggggggg leannnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedddddddd at you looking like you burping out of your nostrils, your fucking nostrils look like a jetpack you malformed cranium motherfucker, rofl @ YOU COUNTING FOR LIFTOFF WITH YA JETPACK NOSE "going to breathe intensely and blast off into uranus to find alien life" dude actually means ur anus with ur weird biology bill nye the science guy spitting raps. you look like neil desmokegrass tyson you fucking mythological beast. im dead you compare yourself to galactus, you look like you're summoning the power cosmic while youre about to beatbox for your boyfriends frat party in a basement. fuck you
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Originally Posted by greed View Post
If mentioned in a discussion its who'd still use wordy lines and act all dope
Then again hes had this schtick so long he like bb da bb da bb thats all folks
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