so gone @ this dude's bottleopener ears. friends invite him round so they don't ding up the formica, they all pretend they doin magic tricks & found bottlecaps behind his ear. Thank god dude is CONVINCED Fallout is the Great Prophecy. Chyeah thinks he can hear thru transdimensional wormholes & his earwax is quantum foam. Probably cause of the 30% reduction in cranial bloodflow, glasses creasin his temples up something fierce. lookin like they found the San Andreas fault when a palm reader spanked that state of California facial hairline. Dudes fault for bein out friskin carnies tryna find the other half of his clown nose